Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Perfume!

This is just a small list of my three current favorite perfumes that I would not hesitate to reccomend...

Miss Dior Cherie by Christian Dior

This sweet, soft fragrance is very modern and young, even though it's based on a classic. Its flirty, light scent manages to be sweet without being overpowering. Definitely one of my favorites.

Top notes: Strawberry leaves, green tangerine.
Middle notes: Caramelized popcorn, strawberry sorbet, pink jasmine.
Base notes: Fresh patchouli, crystalline musk.

Coach Legacy by Coach
The first thing that I noticed about Coach Legacy wasn't the scent, but the adorable packaging! The contents are just as lovely, bringing a fresh, fruity scent. Very sexy, very feminine, but still casual enough for everyday.

Top notes: Italian bergamot, mandarin zest, freesia.
Middle notes: Orange flower, gardenia brazil, honeysuckle, jasmine petals.
Base notes: Benzoin, cedar wood.

Allure Sensuelle by Chanel
I am absolutely in love (or maybe lust) with Allure Sensuelle's warm, romantic smell. The fragrance is spicier and warmer than Chanel's original Allure, but still very wearable. Very, very sexy.

Top notes: Bergamot, mandarin orange, pink pepper.
Middle notes: Jasmine, rose, iris, candied fruit, vetiver.
Base notes: French vanilla, amber, patchouli, frankincense.

Well, there you go! These are my current top three. If I had more time I'd be more detailed, but I'm rushing out to get the last-minute Christmas shopping done.

xoxox!

Oh, and HAPPY HOLIDAYS! <3
May the first day of the new year find you staggering about with an attractive man at your side, a flute of champagne in your hand, and a fabulous dress on your body!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

There's only ONE good kind of cleavage.

Today I saw a girl with a terrible problem.
She was wearing some really cute flats, navy with some white detailing, clearly they weren't the problem...
The problem was what the flats revealed....

At least an inch of TOE CLEAVAGE.

SHRIEK!!!

I hate toe cleavage, I really do. You can't sport toe cleavage until you're J-Lo, and even then, it's iffy. Showing some cleavage now and then is all well and good, as long as it's of the chest variety. I mean, I have no interest in boobs, but I'd rather see a hint of them than I would a hint of nasty feet. The only thing worse than toe cleavage is, of course, ass cleavage. It's suprising how many poor gals out there have no idea that four inches of crack is hanging out. Seriously, get a handle on things and haul up those jeans!!!


xoxoxox.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Uggs? Ugh!

Okay, so it's fall (bleh), which means that for three months now I've been seeing Ugg-clad girls crawling all over the place. Now, I have a serious beef with Uggs. They were cute in '06, they really were, but seriously, give it a rest! And contrary to popular belief, an Ugg (or UGH, as I say) does not go with everything. Let me repeat, since nobody really seems to understand this;

THEY DON'T GO WITH EVERYTHING!!!

My personal least favorite? Uggs with sweatpants. BLAH. The whole Ugg-sweats outfit is droopy, and nasty, and lazy, and I HATE IT, OH HOW I HATE IT WITH ALL OF MY BEING.
When I say Uggs, I don't mean everything made by the company. I mean, they've come up with some cute designs. When I say Uggs, I mean these awful things. The puffy, sasquatchy, Eskimo-looking almost-slippers.
(Actually, these ones are pretty terrible too.)
The point I'm trying to make here is, I'm sick sick SICK of these UGGly boots. Seriously, get something not hideous. It's possible. STAY STRONG AND RESIST THEIR CUSHIONY PULL!

xoxox.

PS; While I'm in this angry mood, know what else I hate? Chocolate Special K bars. They're disgusting. They'd probably taste worse if I was wearing Uggs, though.

Ahh! I repent!

JULY was the last time I posted here. JULY. UNACCEPTABLE. I REPENT!
Please cleanse me of my blog-ignoring sins!
AAAHHH!

(ahem.)

Anyway, what I'm getting at is I'm going to be on here a LOT more than I have been. Like, a LOOOTTT more. So get ready to once again experience the flesh-tearing boredom of updates from my life. I don't know how I lasted this long without knowing others are sharing the pointless moments I feel like blogging about.

I'M BACK, BITCHES!

Hey, you know what word I miss? Biatch. I mean, I think that went out of style along with scrunchies in grade five, but seriously, how much fun is it to greet your friends with a shrill "BEEEEYOOOTCHHHH!!!" ? I think that might be my new thing.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo and xo!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Aahh!

Okay, hi blog, it's been almost a month! I know I've been neglecting you, but I've kind of been out having somewhat of a real life (WHAT?!), but I promise, I'll be back soon! Very soon!
xoxoxoxox!

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Hot vs Not: Florals

Some guidelines when it comes to florals...

Hot:
-Wispy shirts
-Silk scarves
-Cute bikinis
-Maxidresses

Not:
-Pants (ack!)
-Flowery perfume
-Clashing patterns
-Shapeless tunics

That's right, I actually saw a pair of flower-printed pants. They may or may not have been cordurouy. Shiver!
xoxox.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Bye!

Let's all pause and have a moment of silent envy.
My BFF is going away for the rest of the summer to California and getting paid gobs of money to do a ridiculously easy job. Seriously. Who wouldn't kill to be able to go laze around in the sun all day yelling at kids?! She scored like the best-paying, most-amazing summer job... watching a kid.
No, really, that's all.
In fucking California.
With like a crazy salary.
ENVY.
Not to mention I'm going to miss her like hell... <333
Byeeeeee!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

I love...

GETTING COMMENTS!
I love getting comments.
They make me happy in fifty different ways.
Just letting you know.
<3

Monday, June 16, 2008

Oh em gee.

Gosh, I've been really really really ridiculously TIRED lately, so I haven't been blogging as much. Not like anyone reads this shit anyway. Sooo, random update on my day? I had a math final this morning, which I was like SOOO stressing about, but afterwards, I was all, wow, that was the easiest hour of my life. Anyway, I went for chai and shopping with my BFFs, I bought a new belt, but that's it. WEIRD. Everyone else was like going nuts, and yet I spent under thirty dollars. Maybe I'm losing my mind. So, that's approximately my day. See, I'm boring. It's no wonder nobody reads this.
xoxoxox.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

BACK

Oh I'm back to a yellow background by the way. It's super amazing. LV just wasn't doing it for me anymore.

asjdkhaskd

Ohhhh lorrrddddd.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Nouvelles passionnantes superbes!

OH! GOD! BARELY! COHERENT!
JUST FOUND OUT! SCHOOL TRIP! FASHION CLASS! SPRING BREAK!
PARIS! PARIS! PARIS!
JE VAIS À PARIS! OH MON DIEU!

...afterthought.

And stop wearing pashminas, or whatever you're calling those scarfs. Honestly. That's okay till like early May. And I know it's been cloudy, but an overcast day does not make it a scarf wearing day.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

How to look fab... for the moment.

Okay so this is what's hot RIGHT NOW...

Clothes;
-Prints! Prints are so in, it's not even funny. My personal fave being African-print-style tops. Not safari though, safari is way April. Anyway. Other in prints include floral, butterflies, stars, and geometric shapes. I'm especially loving geometric dresses with blocks of bold colors.

-Pale denim. If you're wearing denim, make it light and make it distressed... so toss out those indigo skinnies for some artfully frayed, hip-hugging, almost-white lowrise boot cuts.

-Yellow is hot right now, and will continue to be at least into midsummer, so stock up! And I'm not talking last winter's mustard hues, I'm talking YELLOW, in all it's bold, vibrant glory!

Accessories;
-Neon; BUT BE CAREFUL. Do not get carried away and pull a 1985 ensemble. I'm thinking something along the lines of a lime belt here, a hot-pink bangle there. Of course, not at the same time. Stick with one piece per outfit... may I suggest some cute shades in tropical orange?

Hair;
-Okay, so I was a little wrong with my prediction that pinstraight was the way to be. Make that way wrong. At the moment, your hair should be in loose (VERY loose, like as loose as LiLo) waves. I suggest letting your hair air dry when you get out of the shower, letting it do it's own little "I just went swimming" style thang.

-Bobs are hot right now, but don't go cutting all your hair off, because I'm not sure how long this one will be okay for.

-You're going to be skeptical... but side ponytails. Nonono, not the high up above the ear with a scrunchie kind... more like fastened subtly at the side of the neck and draping over one shoulder kind. Trust me.

Makeup;
-Well as far as nails are concerned, white is in. Way in. But please don't pull a grade three and go Wite-Out on that shit. I reccomend Chanel Le Vernis in White Satin.

-Buy a new bronzer, seriously. I mean it. Even if you've got Jlo skin going on already, a light bronzer can replace a foundation for the summer months.

-Sheer blues, greens, and coral pinks really make eyes pop on a summery tan...



Please, please, for the sake of everyone who looks at you, do not wear all of these at once.
<333

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

FOUR-EYES.

Okay. Guess what.
I have to get fucking reading glasses!
Ahh!
I'm doomed to a world of looking deceivingly smart!
I mean, glasses can be way hot.
But seriously... reading glasses... it sounds like the plight of a fifty three year old woman. Not me. I'm gonna have to get something fierce to make up for how dorky it sounds.
Brand suggestions?

Monday, June 2, 2008

Eep... seven!

So I realised that I commited every single cardinal sin today!
OMG!
BADASS!
I committed Sloth because I slept in like half an hour after my alarm went off.
This was shortly followed by Gluttony, when I ate two bowls of gross cereal with full-fat milk.
I also fell victim to Pride, when walking past a car window that I checked myself out in I was like "Dayummm" cause my hair looked good for once.
Greed was when I didn't give money to a homeless guy because I really wanted a chai latte.
I also committed Lust, when my friends were talking about Gossip Girl, and I was like thinking about how fucking awesome it would be to do unholy things to Ed Westwick.
I was Wrathful (...that's a word, right?) when this girl told me my LV Ellipse manbackpack looks fake, and I totally snapped at her and got way bitchy.
And last, but not least, my Envy moment was when I saw a guy in D&G jeans, and was like completely amazed at how nice they were and how good they looked on him, and wished for like ever that my jeans weren't American Eagle.
So now I'm going to hell, because not only have I committed them all, but I committed them all in a less-than-12-hour timeframe.
And also God hates faggots.
The afterlife is lookin' peachy.

RIP Yves Saint Laurent...

What a cruel twist of fate that not a week after Yves Saint Laurent is mentioned in my blog he should be taken away from us. Saint Laurent, 71, sometimes referred to as the world's greatest couturier, passed away in Paris this Sunday evening of a brain tumor he was diagnosed with last year.
I like to think he died peacefully. Personally one of my favorite designers, I imagine he had a lot more to offer. Anyway, I won't bore you with a biography, but please keep him in your thoughts.
RIP YSL.
<3

Friday, May 23, 2008

What fun.. shopping adventures.

So the rebellious shopping spree was a major success. Just over two thousand dollars: gone. And this is a huge deal because not only did her parents put money into that account (a few hundred, if I'm not mistaken), but she spent it all on two things.
Two.
LOVING THIS, BY THE WAY!
Anyway, these are the purchases...
A pair of Christian Louboutin heels [image here].
Details? They're a pair of No Prives, slingback in tiger-print patent leather with a black patent leather heel [four and three-quarters of an inch] and black patent leather detailing around the peep toe.
EEP.
And the second... a handbag, natch.
To be specific, a Yves Saint Laurent Raspail tote in deep red crocodile-embossed patent leather.
It is gorgeous.
I want to have sex with it.
Anyway, it looks like this.
I wish I had a savings account like hers... or, like her former one.
What fun.
I wish I could do this every day.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Wise spending...

So one of my BFFs is kind of living my dream rebellion right now.
Her savings account is just about to be raped in the name of fashion and upsetting her parents. As far as I know she's got about two thousand dollars saved away for whatever reason (my savings account has about two hundred dollars, so I don't really see the point of them).
ANYWAY, this story has a point, and here it is.
She's recently been quarrelling with them and has decided that it's time for some good old-fashioned rebellion. Therefore; we are going shopping. Wait, no. We are removing her debit card limits on her savings account, and then going shopping.
For shoes.
And she's spending all of it.
OHHHHHHHHH.
So excited.
I love my friends.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Paaaaathetic.

Okay, so even though I'm in that recently-single, bitter post-relationship place, it's still insulting to be called at midnight for a fucking booty call.
Seriously.
We haven't spoken in like, months, so what makes you think I want to hear from you now? And for that?!
Jesus Christ. Sorry if I've mislead you to believing I'm some kind of whore.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Well.

Okay, enough of this silly blog business.
I'm going to watch 27 Dresses.
Then I'm getting in some quality SLEEP TIME.
FOR ONCE.
IN EVER.
Loser?
Definitelyyyyy.

Nasty.

Stop wearing Uggs.
Yeah, they're cute, but it's summer now, bitches!!!

I abhor surveys, but how well do you guys really know me...?

TALLNESS;
[ ] under 5'4
[ ] 5'4"-5'5"
[ ] 5'5"-5.6"
[ ]'5.6.5 - 5'7 ''
[x] 5'7" - 6'0
[ ] tall (6'1 and up)


NATURALLY;
[ ] blonde
[ ] redhead
[ ] brunette
[ ] dirty blonde
[ ] brownish
[x] dark brown
[ ] black
[ ] red/light brown
[ ] don't know, dyed too much


EYES;
[x] blue
[ ] brown
[ ] black
[ ] green
[ ]dark/hazel
[ ] gold/gray
[ ] silver/gray
[ ] blue/green
[ ] blue/gray
[ ] green/gray
[ ] they change colors


HAIR LENGTH;
[x] short
[ ]medium
[ ] long... ish
[ ] none of your buisness


Your personality is sometimes...

[x] talkative
[x] shy
[x] funny
[x] serious
[x] laid back
[x] strict
[x] hyper
[x] sarcastic


You like listening to:

[x] pop
[ ] country
[ ] Christian
[ ] orchestral/classical
[x] techno
[ ] oldies
[ ] opera
[ ] soca
[ ] 80's
[ ] disco
[ ] rap
[ ] classic rock
[ ] punk
[x] pop punk
[ ] metal
[ ] reggae
[x] rock
[x] alt/indie rock
[ ] emo
[ ] foreign rock
[x] lots of different kinds
[x] dancehall


Your confessions:

[ ] I'm afraid of silence
[x] I am ticklish
[ ] I'm afraid of the dark
[ ] I've collected comic books
[ ] I sometimes shut out others
[ ] I open up to others TOO easily
[ ] I read the newspaper
[x] I love Disney movies
[x] I'm a sucker for gorgeous eyes
[x] I am a sucker for gorgeous smile
[ ] I don't kill bugs
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I bake well
[x] I have worn pajamas to class
[ ] I love Martha Stewart
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[x] I am self-conscious
[x] I love to laugh
[ ] I can't swallow pills
[ ] I bite my nails
[ ] play video games when I'm bored
[ ] I have gotten lost in the city
[x] I have gone out in public in my pajamas
[x] I have made out in an elevator
[ ] I have been skydiving
[ ] I have been bungee jumping
[x] I have bitten someone
[x] I have egged or rolled a house/car/telephone booth.
[x] I have smashed into a car..well not smashed. hit.
[ ] I have been fired
[x] I have been skinny dipping


Have you ever...

[x] seen a shooting star
[x] joke proposed to anyone
[x] gotten stitches
[x] eaten Sushi
[x] gotten the chicken pox
[x] Ridden in a taxi
[ ] Been on a cruise ship
[ ] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[ ] Been on a plane by yourself
[x] had surgery
[ ] seen a movie 2 or more times in the theater
[x] been on stage
[x] gotten a black eye
[ ] memorized all the dialogue in a movie
[ ] watched an entire baseball game


Do you like...

[ ] old movies
[x] musicals
[x] blasting music in your car/or someone else's
[ ] foreign foods
[ ] gameboy Pokemon
[x] Christmas time
[ ] animals
[x] coffee
[x] tea
[x] summer
[ ] winter

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

PS;

Happy late birthday Jenni darling <333
I love you more than I love Whitney!

ANTM!!!

WHITNEY WON TOP MODEL!
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
FATIMA IS A HAG.
I LOVE WHITNEY.
YAYYYY!

Friday, April 25, 2008

Ooh it's been a while

I'm back.
I didn't really go anywhere actually.
But I'm back now.
So commence the love and money.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Shoes. Duhhh.

I love gladiator sandals. I think you should love them too.

H&M? Cosmo? Boring?

Okay so the other day I applied at H&M, right? Well I am freaking out because I really want the job (part-time sales associate, bitches!) and it sooo beats where I'm working now. I'm working at this little coffee shop which is GREAT, but not really my thing. I mean, I want a career in fashion, so if I had the choice between H&M and a cafe? Um, helloooo!
Anyway, I'm having a bitch fit because I only applied like two days ago but I'm still wondering if they'll call for an interview. How long does it usually take? Like almost a week right?
Ugh. Either way I'm just trying to find things to do to keep me occupied until I find out. Things like reading too many magazines. By the way I just renewed my subscriptions to Cosmo and Loulou, but you really don'y give a fuck.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Amazing amazing fabulous fantastic

Why are you reading my blog when you should be on Limewire? Go download Mocean Worker!!! Anything by Mocean Worker!!! But especially Right Now, Tres Tres Chic, and Intothinair. Seriously. ORGASMATTACK.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Moo-zick

You should be listening to The Takeover, The Breakover by Fall Out Boy (shut up...)
or
Dance 2 The House by Lisa Lashes.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

I love this chick like I was a hetero

Go read this girl's blog like it's the best blog in the world.
Which it probably isn't, because there's some quality bloggage out there.
But she's still amazing.
It's Deanna Bitch
<3

FUCK PINK

Actually, no, I take it back, pink is still my fave color. But seriously, pink is getting shoved over this season for CORAL. MY NEW THIRD FAVE COLOR.
That's right. I blog when I discover that a color is hot. A color. You really didn't think I was a loser before, did you? Hah.
Anyway.
Stock up on coral. Especially in flirty cocktail dresses. TRUST ME.

ANTM update

Watched ANTM. Too lazy to go into detail. I hate Dominique. Sad that Aimee's gone... but she's a prude. Whatev. Warming up to Anya... a little. Tyra is fab. Miss J is fab. Whitney rocked the shoot. The end.

Oh gosh... you straight people are silly... and blind?

Sooooo today my boyfriend was nearly snatched away from me! OH GOSH!
Okay, well, it wasn't all that extreme. But not too long ago (really recently actually, like an hour maybe?) we were heading home, and he had to get a gift for his mother, because her birthday is coming up soon (I should know the date of it, but honestly, I have noooo idea). So we went into like this book store, and I was browsing trashy magazines and stuff while he went to look at smart-people books (teehee), and this is what happened...
So he's wandering around, et cetera, and this girl is standing next to him, and she was like really pretty by the way, and had amazing hair. But that is NOT the point here. So, apparently, she started talking to him and was all "Ooh, what are you buying, blah blah, small talk," and he said a birthday gift for his mom and she got all "Oh that's so sweet...", you know.
Anyway, she gets around to "Are you here with your girlfriend?", his response to which was "No, I'm with him," (me... heh), which she took to mean we were just friends (AHAHAHAHAHAHA... haha... hee).
She kept up her little innocent-flirty chat thing while they were looking around, totally not getting the fact that when he said with, he meant with, and I was on my way over when I heard something along the lines of her asking him to go for coffee or something, to which he repeated that he was with me. And all it took was hearing that for me to understand what was going on, so I decided to make things brief... The picture of casualosity, I grabbed his hand once I got over there, and managed to work words like honey, babe, etc, into asking if he was done.
Now, that is sooo not the whole story, because that sort of thing happens a lot. What makes this interesting enough to share is the fact that she didn't get it. No, really. I know, right?! She wandered around mooning over him and not shutting up with her flirtiness. He ended up not buying anything for his mom there, and we were on our way out when she called after him that she'd forgotten to ask for his number. I was pretty amused. And he was pretty flustered. So I explained to her that he was not in the least interested, because he was taken, by a guy, who was me. She pretty much did the standard blush and shock thing, but when I turned my back I swear I heard her call me an asshole! I probably should have done something more severe (ie; a physical beating) than saying whatever... but... whatever.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Moo-zick

You should be listening to Tres Tres Chic by Mocean Worker.

Shopping day today...

So I went shopping today... I bought two pairs of jeans (Abercrombie) two shirts (one Abercrombie, one American Eagle) and a pair of slip-on shoes (Old Navy). I then realised how awfully preppy my wardrobe is, and bought a ridiculously tight black teeshirt that says "FAG" in trashy-looking punky letters so I could feel better about my day. I also bought a new tongue barbell (white). All in all a fairly good waste of money.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Top Model, bitches!

Okay, so here are my ANTM lists for this cycle...

Love;
Whitney []
Aimee []
Katarzyna []


Unsure;
Anya []
Claire []


Hate;
Fatima []
Dominique []
Lauren []

Sooooo glad Marvita got the boot this week... I mean, she looked like a boy! I loved her ghetto attitude and she took the occasional good picture, but modeling is about looking good enough to make people want what you're wearing, you know? Which brings me to my thing with Lauren. One word. Troll.

Speaking of reality shows, I'm gonna cover my Pussycat Dolls presents Girlicious lists now too (shut up)...

Love;
Jenna []
Nichole []

Unsure;
Natalie []
Carrie []
Charlye []

Hate;
Chrystina []
Tiffanie []

Okay, so Ilisa was my favorite... UNTIL SHE GOT KICKED OFF... so now I'm rooting Nichole all the way. I mean, Jenna is superglam, but laaaazy! And Christyna is GAWJUSS, but a whiny, irritating girl. And I just think Tiffanie is ugly, so whatev.

Bonjour, Hola, Konichiwa, Ciao

First ever blog, first ever post! Who's excited?!
So quel est le point? What will this blog be about? Well, to start...
Fashion, dramatics, and vapidness. In other words, the inside of my head. In even different words, a summary of my life, which is just exciting enough to bore you and make you envious... at the same time. Skilled, right? So, I'm not exactly sure who my target audience is (who reads blogs these days?) and so am not writing for anyone but me. Basically that means I don't expect you to pay close attention... at all.
I'll post something of substance within the next few... minutes. I have no life. So this project will be well developed.