Monday, July 20, 2009

OHH MAHH GAWWHHD.

BONJOUR.
AHHHH. So I haven't blogged since CHRISTMAS fucking EVE, I forgot all about this little project I had going, but nobody reads my blog ANYWAY, so no hard feelings? (except in my pants!)
So. Starting now, I'm going to be putting in SOOO MUCH EFFORT towards this little blog. I missed updating mom's-basement style fat perverts on my life ):
Hope you missed me back?
xoxoxoxo.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Perfume!

This is just a small list of my three current favorite perfumes that I would not hesitate to reccomend...

Miss Dior Cherie by Christian Dior

This sweet, soft fragrance is very modern and young, even though it's based on a classic. Its flirty, light scent manages to be sweet without being overpowering. Definitely one of my favorites.

Top notes: Strawberry leaves, green tangerine.
Middle notes: Caramelized popcorn, strawberry sorbet, pink jasmine.
Base notes: Fresh patchouli, crystalline musk.

Coach Legacy by Coach
The first thing that I noticed about Coach Legacy wasn't the scent, but the adorable packaging! The contents are just as lovely, bringing a fresh, fruity scent. Very sexy, very feminine, but still casual enough for everyday.

Top notes: Italian bergamot, mandarin zest, freesia.
Middle notes: Orange flower, gardenia brazil, honeysuckle, jasmine petals.
Base notes: Benzoin, cedar wood.

Allure Sensuelle by Chanel
I am absolutely in love (or maybe lust) with Allure Sensuelle's warm, romantic smell. The fragrance is spicier and warmer than Chanel's original Allure, but still very wearable. Very, very sexy.

Top notes: Bergamot, mandarin orange, pink pepper.
Middle notes: Jasmine, rose, iris, candied fruit, vetiver.
Base notes: French vanilla, amber, patchouli, frankincense.

Well, there you go! These are my current top three. If I had more time I'd be more detailed, but I'm rushing out to get the last-minute Christmas shopping done.

xoxox!

Oh, and HAPPY HOLIDAYS! <3
May the first day of the new year find you staggering about with an attractive man at your side, a flute of champagne in your hand, and a fabulous dress on your body!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

There's only ONE good kind of cleavage.

Today I saw a girl with a terrible problem.
She was wearing some really cute flats, navy with some white detailing, clearly they weren't the problem...
The problem was what the flats revealed....

At least an inch of TOE CLEAVAGE.

SHRIEK!!!

I hate toe cleavage, I really do. You can't sport toe cleavage until you're J-Lo, and even then, it's iffy. Showing some cleavage now and then is all well and good, as long as it's of the chest variety. I mean, I have no interest in boobs, but I'd rather see a hint of them than I would a hint of nasty feet. The only thing worse than toe cleavage is, of course, ass cleavage. It's suprising how many poor gals out there have no idea that four inches of crack is hanging out. Seriously, get a handle on things and haul up those jeans!!!


xoxoxox.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Uggs? Ugh!

Okay, so it's fall (bleh), which means that for three months now I've been seeing Ugg-clad girls crawling all over the place. Now, I have a serious beef with Uggs. They were cute in '06, they really were, but seriously, give it a rest! And contrary to popular belief, an Ugg (or UGH, as I say) does not go with everything. Let me repeat, since nobody really seems to understand this;

THEY DON'T GO WITH EVERYTHING!!!

My personal least favorite? Uggs with sweatpants. BLAH. The whole Ugg-sweats outfit is droopy, and nasty, and lazy, and I HATE IT, OH HOW I HATE IT WITH ALL OF MY BEING.
When I say Uggs, I don't mean everything made by the company. I mean, they've come up with some cute designs. When I say Uggs, I mean these awful things. The puffy, sasquatchy, Eskimo-looking almost-slippers.
(Actually, these ones are pretty terrible too.)
The point I'm trying to make here is, I'm sick sick SICK of these UGGly boots. Seriously, get something not hideous. It's possible. STAY STRONG AND RESIST THEIR CUSHIONY PULL!

xoxox.

PS; While I'm in this angry mood, know what else I hate? Chocolate Special K bars. They're disgusting. They'd probably taste worse if I was wearing Uggs, though.

Ahh! I repent!

JULY was the last time I posted here. JULY. UNACCEPTABLE. I REPENT!
Please cleanse me of my blog-ignoring sins!
AAAHHH!

(ahem.)

Anyway, what I'm getting at is I'm going to be on here a LOT more than I have been. Like, a LOOOTTT more. So get ready to once again experience the flesh-tearing boredom of updates from my life. I don't know how I lasted this long without knowing others are sharing the pointless moments I feel like blogging about.

I'M BACK, BITCHES!

Hey, you know what word I miss? Biatch. I mean, I think that went out of style along with scrunchies in grade five, but seriously, how much fun is it to greet your friends with a shrill "BEEEEYOOOTCHHHH!!!" ? I think that might be my new thing.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo and xo!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Aahh!

Okay, hi blog, it's been almost a month! I know I've been neglecting you, but I've kind of been out having somewhat of a real life (WHAT?!), but I promise, I'll be back soon! Very soon!
xoxoxoxox!

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Hot vs Not: Florals

Some guidelines when it comes to florals...

Hot:
-Wispy shirts
-Silk scarves
-Cute bikinis
-Maxidresses

Not:
-Pants (ack!)
-Flowery perfume
-Clashing patterns
-Shapeless tunics

That's right, I actually saw a pair of flower-printed pants. They may or may not have been cordurouy. Shiver!
xoxox.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Bye!

Let's all pause and have a moment of silent envy.
My BFF is going away for the rest of the summer to California and getting paid gobs of money to do a ridiculously easy job. Seriously. Who wouldn't kill to be able to go laze around in the sun all day yelling at kids?! She scored like the best-paying, most-amazing summer job... watching a kid.
No, really, that's all.
In fucking California.
With like a crazy salary.
ENVY.
Not to mention I'm going to miss her like hell... <333
Byeeeeee!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

I love...

GETTING COMMENTS!
I love getting comments.
They make me happy in fifty different ways.
Just letting you know.
<3

Monday, June 16, 2008

Oh em gee.

Gosh, I've been really really really ridiculously TIRED lately, so I haven't been blogging as much. Not like anyone reads this shit anyway. Sooo, random update on my day? I had a math final this morning, which I was like SOOO stressing about, but afterwards, I was all, wow, that was the easiest hour of my life. Anyway, I went for chai and shopping with my BFFs, I bought a new belt, but that's it. WEIRD. Everyone else was like going nuts, and yet I spent under thirty dollars. Maybe I'm losing my mind. So, that's approximately my day. See, I'm boring. It's no wonder nobody reads this.
xoxoxox.